- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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