Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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