- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Your mother is so fat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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