- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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