Poop.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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