What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Pickles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Wolfjob.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

mexicans fishing

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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