what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

A seal walks into a club.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

child labor

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Yo Momma So Fat!

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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