- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

A midget walked under a bar.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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