Please don't shoot me

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Lets Go Lakers!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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