- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Face Hunter is scum

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

I used to know what alzheimers was

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

How do you make the general public confused? ...

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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