What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Terraria

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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