- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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