- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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