- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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