- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

no.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

^ That's not even funny ^

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