Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Long joke Your such a downey

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

What's big and purple? Barney

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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