Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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8===D

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Your life

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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