Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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