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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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