- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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