- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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