What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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White NBA players.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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What did the fish say after he

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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