- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

The Princess is in another castle

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Kys

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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