- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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