Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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