- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Connor is homosexuaI

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

If life gives you lemonade.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

roses are red violets are indigo

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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