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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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