Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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