- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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