- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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