Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Hello penis

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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