1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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RUN

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Women's Rights

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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AIDS

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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