Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Honk if you're Amish!

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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hello

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DEATH.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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