Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

The bears will win the Super Bowl

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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