What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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