Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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