Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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