- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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