Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What do black people eat? Food.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Your sex life.

j.p. is dumb

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

#Getweird

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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