- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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