- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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