why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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