Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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