- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

CHORGLUND

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

snowglobe

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??