Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

3021 North Broadway Avenue

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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