- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

My Butthole.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

i just wrote this so hard

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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