Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Who is it?

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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