- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

The child was fired from his job.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Jesus Christ

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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