What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

do you have a wife?

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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