- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Psychics.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

The lion swallowed his pride.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A hill billy went fishing

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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